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my laptops fucked 

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view-from-up-here: oh shakespeare 
420blow: A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

barakat-da-swaggio: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those What about the rooster on the bedside table?

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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

castielcampbell: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: astrolatry: beatle-wholigan-cow: petetownscrooge: queenestelle: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice: nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic: jacobnate: ohsonglion: omg Barbie you left the seat up JESUS BARBIE. Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking? It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/ BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you?? hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!! what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?! And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture! omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!! dang it Barbie, where are your shoes? you can slip
view-from-up-here: oh shakespeare 
420blow: A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

barakat-da-swaggio: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those What about the rooster on the bedside table?

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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

castielcampbell: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: astrolatry: beatle-wholigan-cow: petetownscrooge: queenestelle: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice: nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic: jacobnate: ohsonglion: omg Barbie you left the seat up JESUS BARBIE. Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking? It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/ BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you?? hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!! what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?! And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture! omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!! dang it Barbie, where are your shoes? you can slip
view-from-up-here: oh shakespeare 
420blow: A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

barakat-da-swaggio: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those What about the rooster on the bedside table?

my wonderland ~

aLyssa anchondo †
13 || cali thoo || mexican ✌
are you lost ? follow me c: ~
ask me something , yea ?
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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

castielcampbell: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: astrolatry: beatle-wholigan-cow: petetownscrooge: queenestelle: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice: nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic: jacobnate: ohsonglion: omg Barbie you left the seat up JESUS BARBIE. Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking? It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/ BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you?? hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!! what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?! And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture! omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!! dang it Barbie, where are your shoes? you can slip
view-from-up-here: oh shakespeare 
420blow: A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

barakat-da-swaggio: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those What about the rooster on the bedside table?

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this


sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this


sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

7:33 pm  •  18 June 2013  •  18,203 notes
castielcampbell: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: astrolatry: beatle-wholigan-cow: petetownscrooge: queenestelle: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice: nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic: jacobnate: ohsonglion: omg Barbie you left the seat up JESUS BARBIE. Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking? It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/ BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you?? hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!! what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?! And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture! omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!! dang it Barbie, where are your shoes? you can slip
view-from-up-here: oh shakespeare 
420blow: A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

7:15 pm  •  18 June 2013  •  132,503 notes
barakat-da-swaggio: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those What about the rooster on the bedside table?
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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

castielcampbell:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!


what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

image

theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!

dang it Barbie, where are your shoes? you can slip

view-from-up-here:

oh shakespeare 

420blow:

A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

barakat-da-swaggio:

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

What about the rooster on the bedside table?

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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barakat-da-swaggio: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those What about the rooster on the bedside table?

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

Timestamp: 1371598409

castielcampbell:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!


what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

image

theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!

dang it Barbie, where are your shoes? you can slip

Timestamp: 1371598262

view-from-up-here:

oh shakespeare 

Timestamp: 1371597889

420blow:

A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

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sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

Timestamp: 1371597381

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

barakat-da-swaggio:

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

What about the rooster on the bedside table?

Timestamp: 1371538360
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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

castielcampbell:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!


what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

image

theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!

dang it Barbie, where are your shoes? you can slip

view-from-up-here:

oh shakespeare 

420blow:

A little late but omfg marry me #dylanobrien #mcm #mondaycrushMonday #teenwolf #cutie #lovehim

sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

barakat-da-swaggio:

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

What about the rooster on the bedside table?

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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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barakat-da-swaggio: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those What about the rooster on the bedside table?